Ritardando's S-chronology

Welcome to the Chrono-History of the Great Ritrardo

Ritardando's S-chronology is the study of how time works, but not really.

It's more like a study of how time doesn't work, and how that's okay.

Here's a brief history:

  1. Ancient Ritardando (3000 BCE - 500 CE)
  2. Medieval Ritardando (500 CE - 1500 CE)
  3. Renaissance Ritardando (1500 CE - 1800 CE)

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Ancient Ritardando

This is the part of Ritardando's S-chronology where time is a fluid concept and people thought the world was flat.

It's also the part where everyone wore funny hats.

Medieval Ritardando

This is the part of Ritardando's S-chronology where time is money and people are poor.

It's also the part where everyone is always fighting.

Renaissance Ritardando

This is the part of Ritardando's S-chronology where time is art and people are fancy.

It's also the part where everyone wears funny clothes.

That's all for now, folks!

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