At Synergy Consulting, we're not just monitoring your every move, we're actually encouraging you to do things that benefit us.
We collect data on your browsing habits, your favorite snacks, and your deepest fears. This data is used to create a comprehensive profile of your existence.
We're not just selling this data to the highest bidder, we're actually selling it to our select few trusted partners, who will probably use it for good, not evil.
We use cookies to track your every click, your every scroll, and your every purchase of our overpriced merchandise.
You have the right to opt-out of our surveillance, but let's be real, you're probably not going to do that. Why not?
We're not alone in our quest for world domination. We've partnered with the usual suspects, including, but not limited to, Evil-la La, Bad Guy Bro, and Sinister Sis.
That's it. That's all you need to know. Don't @ us.