Sock Puppet Politics 2024: The Sock Puppet Primary
Welcome to the most absurd, the most ridiculous, the most utterly confounding election in the history of Sock Puppet Nation!
We have a diverse field of candidates vying for the top spot, each more bewildering than the last:
- Meet the Sock Puppet Candidate 1
- Meet the Sock Puppet Candidate 2
- Meet the Sock Puppet Candidate 3 (with an impressive collection of novelty socks!)