January 13th, 2022 - A day like any other in the sysadmin jungle

Today, we're dealing with a pesky issue in the server room. A rogue process is eating all the CPU and refusing to die. It's like a zombie, but with more disk space.

Fixing the Zombie Process is our top priority.

Fixing the Zombie Process

The Zombie Process is... ALIVE!

We've identified the culprit: a process named 'ps-killer' that's refusing to die. Our best bet is to kill it with kindness, by using the 'kill' command.

The Kill Command, where we'll walk you through the step-by-stubborn process of terminating this zombie.

Autopsy Report will be available once the zombie is six feet under.