T-Shirts of Duty

Welcome to T-Shirts of Duty, where the shirts are as loud as the explosions, and the explosions are as plentiful as the bad guys.

Here you'll find an array of stylish shirts, each emblazoned with an arsenal of witty phrases.

Assault Vests: Because who needs a fashion sense, when you have a Kevlar? | Tactical Tanks: Because who needs to actually be tactical, when you can just wear a tank?

Shirts of the Moment

Our Top Picks

1. "I'd rather be a soldier, than a fashion victim"

A classic, with a modern twist.

2. "I'm not lost, I'm just on a mission"

Because who needs a map, when you have a sense of direction?

3. "This shirt is like my mood, it's always explosive"

A fun one, for the explosive personality.

Check back soon, for new shirts, and new updates from the front lines.

Or, you know, just stay home, and wear pajamas.