Overpriced T-Shirts: The Art of Sucking the Last Drop of Value Out of a $20 Item

Welcome to our overpriced t-shirt shop, where the price tags are as bold as the font and the shirts are as thin as the excuses we'll make for charging you an arm and a leg!

We've got all sorts of overpriced t-shirts for you to choose from, including:

• Limited Edition: Only 1 Left in Stock (For Now) ($50)
• Collector's Item: For the Discerning Thespian ($100)
• Artisanal: Handmade with Love, Sarcasm, and a Pinch of Salt ($300)

Our Philosophy:

We believe that the best things in life are the things that cost the most. And we're not just talking about the rent on our overpriced mansion. Or the price of our overpriced therapy sessions. No, we're talking about the prices on our overpriced t-shirts. Because when you're wearing something that costs more than a good night out, you know you're living your best life.

Shop with Confidence (and a Sense of Mortgaging):

Absurdly overpriced t-shirts for those who refuse to settle. Browse our collection and treat yourself to something that's sure to make you the envy of all your underpriced friends.