Welcome to Taco Ninja's Stealthy Stir Fry

A Gauntlet of Flavor and Frenzy

Where the stir-fry is mightier than the sword, and the salsa is mightier than the pen.

Join us for our legendary stir-fry battle, where the fiercest warriors clash in a culinary joust of wok-fu.

Will you emerge victorious, or will you be reduced to a pile of stir-fry remnants?

Get Ready for Battle Learn the Ancient Art of Stir-Fry

Stir-Fry Battle Rules

1. No takeout containers.

2. No sneaking in extra cheese.

3. No using the dark arts.

4. No using the force.

Violations of these rules will result in immediate disqualification.

Read the Full List of Rules

Stir-Fry Battle Champions

Meet our legendary stir-fry masters:

Bronco "The Stir-Fry King"

Yoda "The Salsa Sensei"