Bleu Sauce Hell

Welcome to Bleu Sauce Hell, where the only thing more abundant than desperation is the sauce.

Here's a list of the top 5 Bleu Sauce recipes:

• Bleu Sauce for One (because sometimes you just want to get in touch with your emotions)
• Bleu Sauce for Two (perfect for couples' therapy, but not actually a good idea)
• Bleu Sauce for Many (great for large gatherings, but don't say we didn't warn you)
• Bleu Sauce for None (a recipe for when you've given up on love and life)
• Bleu Sauce for Everyone (because why not, really?)

Side effects of consuming excessive amounts of Bleu Sauce:

• Excessive happiness
• Temporary forgetfulness of responsibilities
• Uncontrollable urges to sing and dance
• Unexplained stains on your favorite shirt
• A sudden desire to reorganize your sock drawer