Taco Theories

The Most Important, Yet Least Scientific Theories About Tacos

Warning: the following theories may cause stomach growling, drooling, and spontaneous urges to devour tacos.

The Taco Theory of Relativity: The closer you get to the taco, the more it appears to be moving at an alarming rate towards you, defying the laws of physics and good nutrition.
The Taco Theory of Everything: All of existence is a taco, and the universe is merely a giant, crunchy, cheesy, meaty vessel holding us all in its crunchy grasp.
The Taco Theory of Quantum Tacos: Tacos exist in multiple dimensions, but can only be reached through the consumption of an infinite number of tacos.