As a student of the Taco Trails Ninja Training Academy, you will learn the ancient secrets of stealth, agility, and taco-based martial arts.
Our instructors are highly trained in the art of ninja-fu, and will guide you through the most grueling and hilarious training regiments known to mankind.
But be warned: our training is not for the faint of heart (or stomach). Are you sure you're ready for this level of taco-fueled intensity?