You have a recurring dream where you're trapped in a never-ending taco shop, surrounded by the sounds of sizzling meat and the aroma of seasoned beef.
This is not a dream, nor is it a nightmare. It's just your brain's way of telling you to eat more tacos. Symptoms may include:
- Nightly visits from the taco shop's ghost of former customers
- Uncontrollable cravings for carne asada and al pastor
- Loss of productivity due to excessive taco-related daydreaming
- Recurring dreams of being chased by a pack of marauding, taco-wielding zombies