taco Trucks: The Ultimate Mystery Solver

Using advanced statistical analysis, the world's leading experts have finally solved the mysteries that kept you up at night, wondering...

The Great Taco Truck Migration Patterns

The average taco truck travels 4.2 miles per day, with an average speed of 12.5 miles per hour.

Peak hours of operation: 3:00 PM - 5:00 PM (lunch rush)

The Secret to Their Success

85% of all taco trucks are owned by former circus performers, citing "the thrill of serving tacos on wheels" as their inspiration.

92% of taco trucks are run by people with a background in culinary arts, because, let's face it, they're not just serving tacos, they're serving an experience.

But Wait, There's More!

More mysteries solved here!

Disclaimer

This site is not affiliated with any actual taco trucks, but rather exists as a satirical exploration of the universe's greatest mysteries.

taco Truck Mysteries Unsolved