Secret Taco Recipe 1

Ingredients:

• 1 lb of the finest, most expensive beef you can buy
• 1/4 cup of cilantro, because it's not just a garnish
• 1/2 cup of lime juice, because acidity is key
• 1 tsp of cumin, because it's a spice, not a placebo
• 1 pinch of salt, because it's not like you're going to use it for anything else
• 1 taco-sized amount of love, because, you know, feelings

Instructions:

1. Stir. Just stir.
2. Add more cumin. Like, a lot more.
3. Stir some more.
4. Repeat steps 2-3 until you're tired of stirring.
5. Serve with a side of regret, because you'll never be able to get this exact recipe again.

Related Recipes:

• Secret Taco Recipe 2: The One with the Mystery Meat
• Secret Taco Recipe 3: The One with the Unidentifiable Filler
• Secret Taco Recipe 4: The One with the Unfortunate Texture