- Take 1 head of lettuce, shredded
- 1 cup of crushed Doritos, because why not?
- 1 lb of seasoned ground beef. Not that new stuff. The old recipe.
- 1/2 cup of shredded three-cheese blend. The more cheese the better.
- 1/4 cup of salsa. Don't be shy.
- 1/4 cup of sour cream. Because everything is better with a dollop.
- 1/2 cup of diced tomatoes. Fresh, not canned.
- 1/4 cup of chopped cilantro. The more the merrier.
- 1/2 cup of crushed up taco seasoning. The secret ingredient.
- Assemble, then fold in half, fold in half, fold in half.
- Repeat as needed.
Taco 'bout it. Share the formula, but not too widely. It's a trade secret.