The Taco Debate Ethics Committee
Established in 2023 to settle the most pressing debates of our time.
Rule 1: The Right to a Free Taco
Article 1, Section 1: All citizens of the land of the free are entitled to one free taco per day.
Rule 2: The Duty of Due Diligence
Article 2, Section 2: Every taco vendor shall exercise extreme care when handling the almighty taco. Any carelessness shall result in an automatic taco-ation.
Rule 3: The Taco-entiality Principle
Article 3, Section 3: Tacos are the fundamental building blocks of society. Their importance shall not be diminished in any way, shape, or form.