Section 2.1: The Unalienable Right to Tacos
All sentient beings are entitled to tacos, and shall not be denied the right to a taco, or any other taco-related food item, without just cause. This includes, but is not limited to, burritos, quesadillas, and nachos.
Section 2.2: Taco Supremacy Clause
In the event of a taco-related dispute, the party with the most superior taco shall be declared the winner.
Section 2.3: The Taco-Induced Coma Defense
Any person who has experienced a taco-induced coma shall be exempt from all responsibilities and obligations for a minimum of 24 hours.
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