At Tacophage, we don't just serve tacos. We serve tacos with a side of existential dread and ontological uncertainty.
Tacos are not just a food, they are a lens through which we see the universe. A crunchy shell, a soft interior, a burst of flavor that defies the void.
Our philosophy is simple: Tacos are the fundamental building blocks of reality. Everything else is just a distraction.
Visit our sister site, Quantum Tacos for a deeper dive into the quantum implications of tacos.
Or, if you're feeling particularly existential, check out Nihilism Tacos for a more bleak view of the taco.
And, if you're just feeling hungry, go ahead and grab a taco from our Taco Shop. We won't judge you.