Warning: This is a highly experimental and potentially hazardous device. Do not attempt to use in a kitchen near a populated area.
Located in the heart of the research facility, the Quantum Taco Cannon is a top-secret project designed to launch tacos at relativistic speeds and energies.
Our team of expert taco scientists has successfully fired the cannon over 100 times without incident, but we're still working on perfecting the flavor-to-mass ratio.
Visit our team of taco scientists to learn more about the project.
Or, if you're feeling bold, try firing a taco yourself (not recommended).
Maximum Velocity: 3.7 million tacos per second
Energy Output: -42 megawatt tacos
Calorie-to-Taco Ratio: 1.21 tacos per calorie
Visit our safety report to learn more about the risks and benefits of using the Quantum Taco Cannon.
Or, if you're feeling extra bold, try requesting a warranty for your taco cannon (just kidding, there is no warranty).
Dr. Taco, Chief Taco Scientist
Dr. Burrito, Deputy Taco Engineer
Dr. Crunchwrap, Taco Theoretical Physicist