Taco Strategy 101

Lesson 1: Choosing the Right Shell

Decisions, decisions, so many shells to choose from! Do you go with the classic crunchy or the soft, pliable flour tortilla?

Explore Shell Options

Lesson 2: The Art of Meat Placement

Don't just dump your ingredients like a slovenly sloth, no, no! Learn the delicate dance of balance and harmony.

Master the Meat Placement Matrix

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