Welcome, Tacos and Geeks, to our esteemed taco shop, where the crunchiest, most majestic tacos in the land are crafted with love and care. Our geeks, all highly trained and certified in the art of taco engineering, will guide you through our menu, which includes:
Don't forget to try our special of the month, the Taco-nirvana, a taco so divine, it'll make you question the fabric of reality.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Taco-nom-nom-nom-nom, a taco so complex, it'll make you wonder if it's even a taco at all.