Q: What is the purpose of a taco?
A: To hold a delicious, crunchy filling that will inevitably spill all over your shirt.
Q: Is Tuesday a good day to eat a taco? Q: What is the maintenance required for a healthy taco?Q: Can a taco be used as a container for other foods?
A: Yes, but only for foods that are similarly sized and shaped to a standard taco, and only if said foods are also crunchy and delicious.
Q: Can I use a taco as a makeshift shield?
A: Only in extreme circumstances, and even then, it's a bad idea.
Learn more about the ethics of taco-shielding Q: Can a taco be hacked?A: Only by the most skilled of taco-hackers, and even then, it's not recommended.
Q: Can a taco be used to create a singularity in a quantum taco?
A: This has never been tested, and is likely to result in a taco-related singularity that will consume all nearby matter.
Q: Can a taco be used as a portal to another dimension?
A: Not without first mastering the ancient art of taco-alignment.
Learn more about the art of taco-alignment Q: Can a taco be used to create a quantum fluctuation in the space-time continuum?A: Only in a lab, and only if the taco is made of pure, unadulterated, and un-tampered-with-ness.