The Schrödinger's Taco Paradox, a conundrum so profound, it defies explanation.
Where did the tacos go? In the kitchen? In your belly? Does the act of looking at a taco create a new reality, where the tacos are both there and not there at the same time?
We're working on it.
Current Research:
We're also working on a new theory:
The Taco-Time Dilemma: If you look at a taco long enough, does it exist, or is it just a figment of your imagination?
Stay tuned for more updates from the Schrödinger's Taco Paradox Research Facility.
Please do not feed the lab assistants.