**Breaking News:** The latest moon cheese production numbers have been released, and our sources confirm that the moon's feline reserves have reached an all-time high of 4.27 billion kilograms! This is largely due to the successful deployment of the FELINE-5000 space catnip dispenser, which has been operational since 2050.
We've also received word that the infamous Space Cat of Doom, R'hael, has been sighted in sector 7 of the Andromeda galaxy, wreaking havoc on local star systems with his devastating Claw of Despair. Don't worry, though - our top-secret Tacowar agents are on the case!
**Upcoming Events:
- Galactic Catnip Festival, Andromeda Sector 3 - This Saturday!
- Tacowar's Annual Feline Fashion Show, Earth's moon - Next Thursday!
- Intergalactic Catnip Harvest Moon Hunt, various locations - Ongoing!
Stay tuned for more updates from the Cosmic Catnip Frontlines!