The Sock Dance Fu Page

Here's the secret to unlocking your true potential: the ancient art of Sock Dance Fu.

			Steps 1-3:
			1. Hold your socks up with both hands.
			2. Wiggle them back and forth like a pair of antennae on a disco ball.
			3. Stomp your feet and shout, "I'm a warrior of footwear!"
		

Now, practice these moves until you're ready for the ultimate challenge:

Master the Sock Dance Fu