Advanced Procrastination Techniques

1. Extreme Browsing: The Art of Staring at the Same Website for Hours

A masterclass in doing nothing. Learn more about parasitic scrolling.

2. The Science of Re-Reading the Same Message for 5 Minutes

Re-read, re-read, and re-read again. The more you read, the more you know... that you still don't know. Delve deeper into overthinking.

3. The Ancient Art of Doing the Same Task 5 Times

The ancient Greeks knew a thing or two about futility. Try it 5 times, and then claim it was a "learning experience". Discover more about Sisyphus and his legendary rock.

4. The Joy of Creating a To-Do List and Then Failing to Use It

The art of creating a list, then promptly ignoring it. A delicate dance of productivity and procrastination. Explore the world of phantom tasking.