ESCAPE AND EVADE TECHNIQUES

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Our team's top-secret escape and evade techniques:

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We've spent years honing our skills in:

• Mastering the art of nonchalantly walking away from danger
• Developing a keen sense of smell (for sniffing out snacks)
• Perfecting the "distract and dash" technique

Our experts are ready to teach you the ways of escape and evasion, but only if you're willing to take the leap.

related techniques

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subpages

• the_dangerous_dance.html
• our_favorite_hiding_spots.html