Technique 1: Pretending to be an Accountant
Donning a fedora and carrying a calculator, you attempt to convince your captors that you're a highly skilled forensic accountant. They won't fall for it, but hey, it's worth a try, right?
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Technique 2: The Art of Distracting with Socks
You frantically search for a lone, stray sock, hoping to create a diversion that will lead to your daring escape. Spoiler: it doesn't.