Definitely Not a Desperate Attempt

When the going gets tough, the tough get going, but sometimes the tough just pretend to be going.

Techniques to Distract Your Mind

1. Mindful Munching

Chew on something, anything, everything. The longer you chew, the less time you have to think about your impending doom.

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Or, if all else fails, just pretend to be interested in this:

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