The Ultimate To-Do List of Utterly Unfulfilled Promises
A catalog of all the things you will never do because, let's be real, who needs that much responsibility?
- Buy a timeshare in a foreign country because why not?
- Learn to play the harmonica with your nose.
- Run a half-marathon on the moon while wearing a cape.
- Write a novel about a talking eggplant who solves crimes.
- Learn to cook a perfect omelette without cracking the eggs.
- Become a professional snail trainer.
- Learn to communicate with household appliances.
- Start a collection of antique door knobs.
- Learn to recite the entirety of the alphabet backwards while balancing on one leg.
Make a To-Do List of Achievable Goals (Just for kicks, we're not judging you)