Paranoia Checklist

Step 1: Prepare for the Worst

• Wear a tin foil hat at all times
• Install security cameras in every room, even in the fridge
• Learn basic self-defense and hand-to-hand combat
• Store emergency supplies in a hidden bunker beneath the house

Remember, it's always better to be safe than sorry.

Want to know more?

• Phase 1: Surveillance
• Phase 2: Escapology
• Phase 3: Sabotage

Don't get caught, or you'll be the one who gets caught!