Cheat Codes for Self-Defense

Warning: Do not attempt to use these cheat codes in actual self-defense situations, as they are entirely fictional and not intended to be used for any real-world self-defense purposes. Use at your own risk, or rather, do not use at all.

Code 1: The Frenemy Defense

Use this code to distract your enemy with an endless loop of cat videos while you sneak up behind them and deliver a well-placed kick to the back of the knee.

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Code 2: The Sneaky Sneak

Use this code to create an invisible cloak of stealth, allowing you to sneak up on your enemy and deliver a surprise attack.

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Code 3: The Fake-Out

Use this code to project a holographic image of yourself walking away, while you actually attack from the side.

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