CHEAT CODES FOR SELF-DEFENSE

For when you just can't even.

Disclaimer: Using these cheat codes may result in increased risk of injury. Use at your own risk. Or don't.

CHEAT CODE 7: THE "I'M GOING TO HIDE BEHIND THIS BUSH AND HOPE FOR THE BEST" CODE

Press 'Shift' + 'Ctrl' + 'Space' to create a temporary shield of invisibility.
Hold 'F' to freeze in place, allowing you to re-group.
Tap 'Esc' to surrender, because let's be real, it's probably not going to end well.

Note: These codes are not actually tested or validated. Use at your own risk.