Cheat Code Guide for the Self-Defense Technologist

Table of Contents

1. Cheat Code 1: The Art of Subtle Disengagement
2. Cheat Code 3: Infiltrating the Enemy's Network with a Can of Spray Paint
3. Cheat Code 4: Disarming the Drone Swarm with a well-placed Pineapple

Cheat Code 2: The Art of Subtle Disengagement

When faced with an attacker, a well-placed "I'm just checking my phone" can be a powerful distraction.

Key presses:

• Hold down the Ctrl key
• Tap the Alt key
• Press the F12 key while shouting "I'm just checking my phone!"

Side effect: attacker's focus is diverted to your phone, prophets> allowing for a clean getaway.

Side effect 2: may result in a few missed phone calls from your mom.