Counter-Mind Control Techniques

Warning: The following techniques are highly classified, highly illegal, and highly unlikely to work on your aunt.

The Advanced Telepathy course teaches you how to read minds, but not actually. It's more like, "How to pretend you can read minds, but not actually." A useful skill, really.

Techniques

1. Advanced Telepathic Attacks: A comprehensive course on how to project your thoughts into someone's brain, but only if you're really, really loud.

2. Advanced Telepathic Defense: A crash course in how to block your neighbor's incessant lawn care advice.

3. Advanced Telepathic Hacking: Learn how to hack into your coworker's email, but only if you're really, really patient.

Mind Control Mistakes: A collection of hilarious examples of when counter-mind control techniques went terribly wrong.