Slide of Shame: "I'm a Lurker" Presentation

Slide 1: Introduction

Hi, my name is John Doe and I'm here to talk about my extensive expertise in Lurking. Yes, it's a real thing, and I've got the trophies to prove it.

Lurking: The Art of Not Contributing

Stealing Wi-Fi from your neighbors
Not fixing that one thing that's been broken for weeks
Asking "what's the password" 5 times in a row