Welcome to Counter-Measures, the ultimate guide to outsmarting your enemies and outwitting your foes. Here, we'll cover the art of misdirection and disruption, because let's be real, who needs actual combat skills when you can just fake it?
**Lesson 1: The Art of Distracting Your Opponent with a Well-Timed Sneeze
Read on for expert tips on sneezing your way to victory**Lesson 2: Creating a Fake Distraction with an Impressive Array of Potted Plants
Discover the secret to making your foes question their own sanity**Bonus Content: Disrupting the Disruptors - Advanced Tactics for the Modern Self-Defense Expert
Learn how to turn the tables on the tables-turners© 2023 Counter-Measures, all rights reserved. Do not attempt to use these tactics in real-world self-defense situations. We're not responsible for your inevitable failures.