Hamster Ninja Countermeasures

Countermeasures for when your hamster ninja squad goes rogue.

1. Deploy Hamster Traps in strategic locations to catch and disable the rogue hamsters.

2. Administer Hamster Sedatives to calm them down and make them more docile.

3. Enroll Hamster Ninjas in School to teach them right from wrong.

4. Establish a Hamster Ninja Council to govern the hamster ninja community.

Remember, a good hamster ninja is a happy hamster ninja.

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