Welcome to the Secret Lab, where our top scientists are hard at work creating the next generation of self-defense systems. Because, you know, the world is a pretty sketchy place, and we're not just talking about the weather.
Project Omega, our flagship program, is pushing the boundaries of what's possible with AI-powered ninja suits. It's a real game-changer.
Project Zeta, our other big hitter, is all about creating an army of robotic guard dogs. Because who needs actual guard dogs when you can have ones that are also good at hacking?