Countermeasures is a highly advanced, top-secret research facility for the development and deployment of unconventional defense systems.
The scientists here have been experimenting with everything from laser-armed robotic moose to genetically engineered, ninja-trained hamsters.
Our latest project, the "Invisibility Shield 3000," has been in the lab for several weeks and shows great promise.
But don't just take our word for it. Read about our latest breakthrough in the Invisibility Shield 3000.
Or perhaps you're interested in Hamster Ninja Training Programs?
Whatever your interests, we have it here.
Learn about our Robotic Moose Initiative and how it's changing the face of modern warfare.
Or if you just want to browse our Secret Lab and see what kind of wacky experiments we're conducting.