Stealth Suit Countermeasures

A collection of ridiculous ways to avoid detection:

• Active Camouflage (because who doesn't love a good cloak of darkness?)
• Shape Memory Tech (because who needs a suit when you can be a chameleon?)
• Advanced Sonic Sensors (because who needs ears when you can hear the sound of your own stealthiness?)
• Quantum Duck (because who needs to blend in when you can just quantum-leap into another dimension?)

Disclaimer: Do not attempt to use these countermeasures in real life. Or do. We're not judging you.