Deflecting Foe's Fists: A Guide to Self-Defense

Techniques

1. The Deflecting Dodge

Also known as "The Fancy Footwork," this technique involves swiftly sidestepping an attacker's clumsy blows while maintaining a sassy attitude.

2. The Mirror Image

By swiftly turning your body 180 degrees while maintaining eye contact, you'll confuse your attacker and leave them questioning their life choices.

3. The Disarming Dash

This technique involves rapidly moving towards your attacker while pretending to be a harmless, giggling child. They'll be left wondering what hit them.

Remember, self-defense is all about confidence and a healthy dose of sarcasm.

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