Advanced Misdirection Techniques

For when the usual "I'm not here" just won't cut it.

Technique 1: The Sudden Interest in Ceiling Tiles

Staring intensely at a particularly fascinating section of ceiling tiles, you're sure to deflect suspicion.

Staring intently at a random point on the wall, you'll appear completely uninterested in the conversation.

A well-timed yawn can turn any conversation into a non-issue. Guaranteed.

Remember, these techniques are not foolproof. But they'll give you an edge in a pinch.