Deflection Techniques

The Art of Deflecting Attacks with Style and Panache

At Neo-Brutalist Defense Systems, we're not just about blocking, we're about deflecting. And we're not just about deflecting, we're about deflecting with style.

Our deflection techniques are designed to not just stop attacks, but to do so with flair and panache. Because, let's be real, who needs to just block a punch when you can deflect it with a well-placed hip-check?

Techniques:

• Hypnotic Hip-Check - A classic deflection technique that will leave your opponents questioning their life choices.
• Parabolic Parry - Because sometimes you need to just lean in and let your opponent's attack bounce right off.
• Footwork Finesse - The art of stepping around an attack and looking fabulous while doing so.
• Eye of the Tiger - Stare down your opponent with an unblinking gaze, daring them to make the first move.

Remember, deflection is not just about protecting yourself, it's about protecting your ego. And who doesn't love a good ego-boosting session?