Are you tired of getting your lunch stolen by coworkers who can't even muster the decency to say "please"? Do you find yourself constantly fending off unwanted advances from the creepy neighbor who insists on mowing your lawn every Tuesday? Look no further than Distractify: the art of deftly deflecting your enemies with style!
With Distractify, you'll learn the art of diverting your enemies with finesse. Whether it's a pesky telemarketer, a sycophant friend, or that one aunt who won't stop talking about her bunions, we've got you covered.
Take it to the next level with our Advanced Deflection Techniques. Or, if you're feeling particularly feisty, try our patented Counterattack Protocol.
We also offer a countermeasures package for those who just can't seem to shake the persistent pest.