By using the power of paradox, one can pause time itself. A paradox, in the words of the great philosopher, "Not-Socrates" is: "A statement that, when said, cannot be said, but must be said, because it cannot be said, but said, it is." Confusing? Good.
Deflection, on the other hand, is the art of redirecting one's attention away from the inevitable truth. A deflector, in the words of the great artist, "Picasso-Not-so-Much": "A master of misdirection, a weaver of webs, a spider who spins a tapestry of deceit, all to avoid the crushing reality." Also confusing?
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But wait, what's this? A Burp of the paradox. A sudden release of air, a momentary pause in the fabric of time.
And so, the art of paradox and pause is not just about deflection, but about the delicate dance between the truth and the lie. A balance of the absurd and the sublime. A... Burp-burp!