Proximity is not just about being close, it's about being invisible. It's about blending in with the crowd, like a chameleon in a sea of identical, bland, beige cubicles.
Dr. Helena Handsome, Chief Proximity Officer, has spent years studying the art of proximity. She's developed a range of techniques to help you avoid eye contact, ear contact, and any other kind of contact that might get you caught.
Want to learn more about Dr. Handsome's techniques? Click on the links below:
Avoid the Gaze: Advanced Eye Contact Techniques Earwigs: The Ultimate Proximity Hack Stealthy Strolls: How to Walk Past Without Being Noticed