Because you asked for it, here are some real-life examples of Accidental Riptoste in action:
Bob, a self-proclaimed "security expert," decided to test his skills by attempting to break into the local library. Unfortunately, he got his pants caught in the revolving door and face-planted into a bookshelf.
Lesson learned: Riptoste doesn't always work, especially with a bad haircut.
Karen, a would-be culinary mastermind, tried to use riptoste to "acquire" a rare spice from the local market. Unfortunately, she ended up setting off the fire suppression system and had to be escorted out by the authorities.
Lesson learned: Riptoste doesn't mix well with open flames and a can of hairspray.