Are you tired of being the main course in someone's self-defense strategy?
Do you yearn to unleash the full fury of the Ripte upon your foes?
Then strap on your favorite combat boots, and buckle up, buttercup!
Take it to the Next Level: Advanced Ripte Maneuvers
Or, if you'd rather get your Ripte game on in style, try:
Ripte Couture: The Art of Elegant Self-Defense
Remember, a true Ripte master is always prepared. Or not.
(Disclaimer: Do not try this at home. Or on your neighbor. Or anyone. Seriously, just don't.)