Tactical Tips for the Invisibly Inept

When you're as clumsy as a kitten in a china shop, it's time to get stealthy.

Here's what the pros use:

• Stay quiet, like a ninja in a library.
• Use the shadows, like a vampire in a cave.
• Muffle your footsteps, like a cat in a rug.

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And remember, practice makes perfect, so get out there and... accidentally stumble into some stealthy goodness.

			// Steathly code
			// 1. Avoid eye contact, like you're allergic to eye contact.
			// 2. Stay downwind, like you're trying to avoid your in-laws.
			// 3. Use a disguise, like a really bad one.
		

			// Stealthy code
			// .avoidEyeContact = true;
			// .downwind = true;
			// .disguise = "really bad one";
		

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