Also known as "The Silent-but-Deadly-Deadly" this is a rare affliction where the sufferer can unleash a sonic boom of flatulence that will shatter windows, knock over lamps, and make bystanders question their life choices. It's like a fart-based tornado, but without the charm.
Causes:
Consuming too much beans or overly enthusiasticly eating beans can lead to this affliction. Some say it's the gassy foods or gassy drinks that are to blame, but the truth is out there, and it's your gut's revenge.
Symptoms:
Unrelentless farting, stomach churning, and eyes watering are all common symptoms. If you're experiencing these, it's likely you're suffering from The Farting Fury.
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